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Alice, 14. I'm crabby, teablogging, writing, reading, bitching cat.
I like classic rock an awful, depressing lot.
Nobody likes me.
I really love winter. I'm boring, sarcastic and clever.
And basically useless.
about me (not that anyone actually cares)

thatwillbeallmisspotts:

thepoint-of-noreturn:

lovemesomeloki:

deputypond:

Do they only have one building that they film in or

20 actors 5 props 1 building 1 beach and 1 road 

even the same paintings omg

God bless the BBC. 

ababyhamster:

ghirahim:

snarkylittleshark:

harmlesscheesecake:

my laptop wasn’t working so I yelled “CRISTO” at it

the screen immediately turned black

I’m performing an exorcism now

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Is that silly string?

its not silly string if its a very serious matter

serious string

geisttotend:

no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art

geisttotend:

no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art

takonatural:

bigbangpunch:

takonatural:

bigbangpunch:

takonatural:

I AM NOT SORRY






WE WILL ALWAYS END UP HERE


I’M CRIYNGGGGg I DON’T WANNA END UP HEREOIJSÖEOGIJSDG

takonatural:

bigbangpunch:

takonatural:

bigbangpunch:

takonatural:

I AM NOT SORRY

WE WILL ALWAYS END UP HERE

I’M CRIYNGGGGg I DON’T WANNA END UP HEREOIJSÖEOGIJSDG

talesfromthelosersside:

spankul8r:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

reading books has been proven to raise your intelligence and drinking tea is believed by many researchers to help metabolism and brain functions, so acctually it does a tiny bit

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pizzaforpresident:

i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this

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Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.

vriskaaserket:

sonicomod:

thefurrynerd:

halfahero:

renoa:

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be kind to others, you don’t know what demons they’re trying to run away from.

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*Slow clap*

this is……wow

best-of-funny:

rancis-motherfluggers:

renbismark:

beardrage:

ask-soundburst:

changelingpineapple:

duchessoftardis221b:

sm0keblunts:

tyleroakley:

Tumblr, pack your bags…


omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like 

#THE STRENGTH OF OUR SHIPS CAN SAIL US THERE

ONWARD MY BRETHREN

TO FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡

Now I know what country I’ll plan to take over.

BUT WHAT WOULD OUT LANGUAGE BE?

auhasfgasjdgjsagfjdsggfdhg (fangirl)

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best-of-funny:

rancis-motherfluggers:

renbismark:

beardrage:

ask-soundburst:

changelingpineapple:

duchessoftardis221b:

sm0keblunts:

tyleroakley:

Tumblr, pack your bags…

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omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like 

#THE STRENGTH OF OUR SHIPS CAN SAIL US THERE

ONWARD MY BRETHREN

TO FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡

Now I know what country I’ll plan to take over.

BUT WHAT WOULD OUT LANGUAGE BE?

auhasfgasjdgjsagfjdsggfdhg (fangirl)

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utterlysherlocked:

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

ptrparker:

ianmckellening:

i like that part in iron man 3 where the whole movie

wow you could have at least said spoiler alert

me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you